Happy Happy Holidays to all! I found this picture a while ago and assume that it is photoshopped, but seriously, its hysterical either way. Crazy wolf santa!!! I'm so behind in shopping its ridiculous. I drove all the way to NH this weekend to shop tax free, and was freaked out by the mall and all the people, bought a set of dragon bookends for my aunt who is all into dragons, and then booked it. I am now on a campaign to make things for people, but fine motor skills + rocking boats = ugly sloppy art projects. I think I'm going to just give out random lap dances for christmas. Its all in the spirit of giving, people.
In other news, when I came home tonight my boat was locked, and I didn't lock it this morning. So. That leads me to believe that the boatlord was here, without any notice, which is kinda sort of against MA tenancy law, unless there was an emergency. I just want this guy to be slightly normal and on the up and up. But then again, since he consented to renting this boat to me without any references of any kind, and without a credit check, and without a security deposit, I suppose I can't bitch too much.
I'm thinking of melting some cheese on some triscuits. I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Speaking of food, christ, I love food. I ended my fast today- 8 days straight of nothing but lemonade, seriously. I've had lots of people tell me that my skin is glowing, I lost about 12 pounds, i felt really light and clean and good (until I ate) and I sleep way better than i have in years. That said, it was one of the stupidest ideas I've ever had, it was really really boring and irritating and I hated everyone (and made a point to tell them so, and also elaborate on why) and generally was kind of in a pissy daze for 8 days. I don't think I'll ever do it again. I am happy, based on my stubborn and prideful nature, that I was able to do it at all, and now, been there, done that. Its over.
My best friend is driving cross country right now and I've asked her to pick me up beef jerky from every state that she visits, and she let me know today that she's grabbed me a few packs already, and is now entering texas (and I assume a myriad of jerky options). I'm so excited. I am going to eat dried lean beef for fucking weeks. You watch me.
1 comment:
haha oh god youre going to be shitting for weeks with all that beef jerky
and that picture is going to give me nightmares, thanks.
hmm the word verification thingy i have to type in is 'slyth' which is like sloth and i like sloths :]
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