I'm thinking blah bah blah blah blah to your trip...

Cause I must have a door in the back of my, in the back of my head.

I have the Dandy Warhols in my head, which is better than some of the other things I've recently gotten in my head such as:

1. The Devil Went Down to Georgia (this happened while I was trying to take a nap...not so much)

2. Rhythm is a Dancer (happens I think when my brain is trying to sabotage me)

Well, I guess just those two are the really bad ones. I have good songs in my head sometimes too, which I tend to hum or sing aloud at work, half on purpose, just to see if I can bug people. 

Bugging people at work in such a way that I can't really get in trouble/fired for it is one of my favorite hobbies. 

Today it was COLD AS FUCK. And I can't really quantify how cold that is, but it sucks. I woke up and it was about 14 degrees outside. It continues to be really cold, but tomorrow night its supposed to get much warmer and rainy. I'm fine with that. Warm and rainy is way better than sunny and freezing so far as I'm concerned.

I'm going on a lemonade fast. I'm starting in the morning. I'm going to aim for 5 days but I'll be psyched if I get through 24 hours without buying a pizza. I find that I can be really happy with me and my life as long as I lower my standards and am very forgiving. So. I will blog about it if it actually sticks. The main issue I'm going to have with all this I think is the actual lemonade making. Seriously? Squeezing like 10 whole lemons a day? That's a pain in the tail, plus I have hangnails and papercuts all over my hands for some reason, and it hurts. However, I'm told that my skin, hair, and nails will all be very happy with this fast, and I'll feel all fresh and brand new like a sweet little baby. And for the love of christ, lets face it, I'm a chick and its the holidays and i'd give my sweet ass for a light touch of anorexia. I'd buy tapeworms from you if you had them. So. We'll see what the hell happens with all of this.